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Stupid E-mails: Batch 1
Posted by StupidWiz.com under Stupid E-mails, Stupid PeopleWe’ve been getting quite a number of stupid e-mails recently. Of course, we thought of putting them here. What better thing could we do than post them on a “stupid stuff” blog? Anyway, we’ll be publishing batches of stupid e-mails instead of posting them one by one or publishing all of them at once.
Here’s the first batch of stupid e-mails. Enjoy!
Stupid E-mail #1: Link Exchange Request
From: Matthew
<
@yahoo.com>
Hello. I am the owner of http://
.net and I would like to have a link exchange with you. My website is very related to yours and it would benefit us both if you agree to my proposal.
Please reply to my e-mail, thank you.
Matthew
Owner of http://.net
Since we weren’t interested in link exchanges, we rejected his offer politely.
Hi Matthew,
Thanks for offering to trade links with us, but at the moment we’re not exchanging links with othe websites. We will surely contact you if we decide to trade links in the near future.
Regards,
StupidWiz.com
Here comes the funny part. He replied to our e-mail… and to our surprise… just read on.
Thank you very much for agreeing! Pls. send me your link URL and text to be used for the link exchange. Here’s mine: Funny Videos, the link is http://
.net
Thanks again I appreciate it very much!
Matthew
Owner of http://.net
Whoops! Seems like he didn’t get us.
Stupid E-mail #2: Hi. Bye.
From: Jenny T. <
@hotmail.com>
Hi. I’m Jenny thank you for reading this mail, don’t reply thanks, bye.
Err… your point, Ms. Jenny?
Stupid E-mail #3: I say what I want to say. I love typos too.
From: Ben Raymund
<
@earthling.net>
Hello!
My name is Ben Raymund
, I am from San Diego, and I like skating. I have been a high school student for 3 years already and I am enjoying it! I live in a small apartment in North County and evrything is, so far, so good. I can do alot of things like lawn mwoing, frying, and writing short essays. I am prtty much a carnivere, I don’t like veggies that much, so I prefer if you give me meat to eat instead of carrots, cabbages and the like. Once I finish highs chool I plan to enroll in medical school because I am an aspiring docter.
Thank you for your time. By the way I like playing Halo 3, it’s so fun.
Sincerely,
Ben Raymund
Okay, hmm… Ben, we seriously think that you sent the e-mail to the wrong address. We’re not hiring employees, and we didn’t ask anyone to tell us random things, what they love doing, and other whatnots.
In case you guys were wondering, we didn’t reply to his e-mail anymore.
That’s it for now guys! We hope that you found these e-mails stupid and funny just like we did.






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I’m lolling @ email 2. Who’s crazy enough to send a random person an email saying hi, then bye?
I enjoyed the last mail, wow what a dedication to tell someone all about himself when no one is interested to listen to.
@Renn: Yeah, haha. She must have been bored (and unfortunately we were chosen as the target for her “I’ll-get-rid-of-my-boredom-through-you” attack).
@Life is Colourful: That’s what we thought too. Oh well. We can’t really blame him, can we?
The 1st email is an automated replier.
You scold him and he will reply with the same message with which he did.
@Chetan Oh, how we hate spammers and bots. Argh!
I even thought that all of those mails are automated sent…Anyway, these refresh my days
. I’m waiting for the next batch.
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