Ready for a fun summer movie? Or if you’re a pessimist, a back-to-school movie? On August 29th, you can catch DISASTER MOVIE in theaters everywhere. It’s the latest spoof movie by the guys who last brought you MEET THE SPARTANS. You will laugh at the expense of the Hulk, Iron Man, Alvin and the Chipmunks, and just about anyone you saw in a movie this year.

DISASTER MOVIE features all your classic catastrophic events like world-ending asteroids, gigantic town-engulfing twisters, and never-ending earthquakes, found in your typical disaster movie. Meanwhile, a group of ridiculously attractive twenty-somethings, including the beautiful Carmen Electra and Kim Kardashian struggles to solve a series of mysteries to save our planet!

Catch DISASTER MOVIE in theaters AUGUST 29th!

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An outrageous new comedy that follow in the classic footsteps of “Animal House,” American Pie” and “Old School,” College is the story of three high school friends (Drake Bell, Kevin Covais & Andrew Caldwell) who visit a local college campus as prospective freshman anticipating the best weekend of their lives. Once there, the rowdiest fraternity on campus, headed by womanizing jock Nick Zano, decides to recruit the boys as pledges, subjecting them to endless humiliations, in return for granting them access to the no-holds-barred college party scene.

Though forceds to put up with the humiliating and disgusting antics of the fraternity brothers, the boys still manage to meet sorority girls (haley Bennett, Camille Mana and Nathalie Walker) who mistake them for college freshman.  Now, at the though of the boys getting their women, the fraternity increases the pre-frosh humiliation and blackmails the boys by threatening to expose their underage status.

With no choice but to fight back, the three friends retaliate with a major scheme to avenge their tormentors, destroy their fraternity, and win back the hears, minds, and bodies of the sorority girls.

What began as the weekend-from-hell turns into the Best.Weekend.Ever.

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The South Park Season 11 DVD will be available AUGUST 12th. Add all the awesome episodes of this season to your collection, with such memorable and instant classics like:

Guitar Queer-O: Stan and Kyle learn a lesson about friendship, and the price of fame, through their Guitar Hero battles.

The Imaginationland Trilogy: Stan, Kyle, and Butters find themselves in Imaginationland just as terrorists launch an attack that unleashes all of mankind’s most evil characters imaginable.

Le Petit Tourette: After seeing a kid with Tourette’s Syndrome
at the toy store, Cartman believes he’s found the magical ticket
to happiness, which allows him to say whatever he wants,
whenever he wants.

Add this gem to your DVD collection on August 12th!

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This doesn’t look like America, which actually really surprises us. We didn’t think the rest of the world was capable of this high level of mental processing. I don’t know how I’d react if I drove by this sign at 2 miles per hour.

It reminds us of our high school physics teacher’s little story about how to calculate total resistance with two parallel resistors on a circuit. If you’re in a checkout line and the store opens a second lane, even if it’s the slowest checker on earth, you’re going to get to your car a little bit quicker.

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Someone sent us (me, actually) an e-mail asking to be our friend. It had her picture, and man, we can say that sending in the picture was one of the stupidest thing that a person could do!

Here’s the e-mail…

From: Kriss Salvador <@gawab.com>

Hello there!

I found you on Friendster and wanted to add you, I’m a close friend of [our other friend] and I’d love to meet you, and be friends with you too!

Please e-mail me first and let’s have a small chat. I’d want to have a little chitchat with you first before we become Friendster friends.

PS Here’s a picture of me:

(We had to crop it)

Oh my… what a turn off! If you didn’t notice, well… take a closer look:

Well, we wouldn’t want to have a very “hygienic” friend! Thanks anyway. Note to our readers: If you don’t want to give “bad” first impressions, don’t send your “bad pictures”. Otherwise you’d be labeled as stupid.

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Hmm, seems like you can’t do anything on that road! You can’t even turn back!

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Kid’s fingers?! Now they cut a child’s hands and take off the fingers to serve the diners? Kidding aside, well, we think that the menu item was a stupid person’s fault. They could have just written “Chicken Fingers for Kids” or something like that. Oh well. At least Friday’s gave us something to write about today!

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Wow, who would use a form like this to make a sincere apology? We think that it would be an idiotic act to do so. Well, at least its (intended) humorous and funny nature makes up for the stupidity factor in real life!

We’d love to see you fill up the form. Here’s ours (to one of our friends, from one of our friends) :

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We did find a few and answered them, however, we were also able to encounter LOADS of really stupid questions!

Here are a few of them:

• Is 2+2 really 4?
  Dude, you know you can use your fingers to confirm that.
• Will I pass Math? (no further details were given)
  Are we fortune tellers or something?
• I lost my cellphone. Where can I find it?
  How in the world are we supposed to know!?
• What’s today’s date?
  Why don’t you ask someone in your house? We think you’d get the answer faster if you do so!
• If you are from a place in Asia, are you called an Asian?
  Uhh… yes, of course!
• I have sore eyes, help please?
  You know, you shouldn’t be really using your computer right now.
• Why is math so hard for me?
  Hmm, no one knows the answer except for yourself.

Well, what can we say? “Stupid.” Oh well. If you have any questions that you think we could answer, please, contact us. Questions about stupid stuff or stupid questions are okay, but spam e-mails aren’t.

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